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hi okay these are my favorite people on tumblr and if you aren’t on here you probably suck

manuel//the sexy maid

cristian//the package of oranges

kelsey//twin lesbian sister

brian//gay perfect princess

elliot//prostitute 

abby//asian whore

emma//evil stepmother that beats me

adrian//distant cousin that i sometimes have sexual relations with

jarrod//owner of everyone also god

josh//incestuous brother

amber//my one and only girlfriend

emily//gma 

maggie//my sexy mexican bitch

daniel//little sister

austin//my boyfriend on the 8th day of the week

alejandro//abusive boyfriend

kyle//the pussy

brittany//the hot irresistible person i’m having an affair with

mary//the poop

nick//boyfriend

emma//the mom

vinny//drunken slutty brother

ally//slutty grandma 

nicole//sexy wife

james//pet goose

linnea//the most perfect person ever also my lover

holly//the personal sexy stripper

carly//pet fish

sara//the one that touches everyone

morgan//the drug addict and queen

andres//sex master

sophie//fag

elijah//my hawaiian getaway fuck buddy lover

kathleen//mistress 

trysten//the sugar daddy

alyssa//the panda

sarah//sexy grandpa 

bruna//the sex slave that’s kept locked up in a secret dungeon and fed mcdonalds all the time

shelton//the adopted child because he’s black

rachel//not so secret lover

ally//the pet unicorn 

indie//lesbian sex partner

michael//husband

nicole//the bitch from california

jackie//the indecisive whore

tori//2nd husband

jill//goddaughter

bianca//the soul sister

michelle//the asian unicorn

kayla//lesbian lover

nicole//the bitch from california

james//the hot young brother or something

kyle//the hottest brother

louise//the canadian-british sex slave

shane//other brother

deborah//the bb qurl

em//the slut from new jersey

isabella//the daughter

jasmina//the crazy cat lady

iryna//all of the above also the baby that survived abortion